Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.