Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.