Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.