Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Alien vs Predator.

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Juans upon a time.

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I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .