Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.