Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.