Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.