Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.