Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to