Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

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How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.