Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.