Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who loses?

America.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that