Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.