Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !