What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.