What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.