What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.