What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.