Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!