Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.