Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.