Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.