A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'