What do SQL programmers do at night?

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)