What do SQL programmers do at night?

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)