What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.