What do SQL programmers do at night?

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'