How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.