How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!