How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!