What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!