What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !