What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.