Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.