He didn't play well with udders.
With a razor and their wrist.
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
