Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs