Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.