What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."