What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)