What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.