What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.