What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder