What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder