What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.