What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.