What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood