What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin