Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"