Alec Baldwin
Fire.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."
A: I'm in glove with you.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.