Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"