Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.