What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !