What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.