What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.