What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!