What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!