What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.