What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.