Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.