Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.