Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Lean Beef.

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Mutated

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Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"