Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.