What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.