What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap