What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.