How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.