How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.