How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them