Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.