Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.