Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.