Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.