Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.