When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.