When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind