When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Because they're trans-parent

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Because they die at the last second.

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Because he took the stairs.

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They put him under joint custody.

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Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.