When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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That's grounds for divorce!"

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind