When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.