Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters