Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.