Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.