Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.