Breasts don't have eyes.
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They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
They're both flat.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Her navel.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
She outgrew her B shells.
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One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Rattata.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A: Her navel.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Tie Astro-knots.
I AM GROUT
Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"
He couldn't concentrate
He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Sat down !
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
It hurts, but olive.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To put the bones on the other side.
I've got a bone to pick with you !
Are you Thor
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
