How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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They bone

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.