What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)