What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes