Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.