Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation