What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu