What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon