What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!