What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.