Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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