Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

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