What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)