Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.