Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)