Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.