Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.