Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.