Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss