Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!