Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud