Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh