Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp