What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable