What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.