What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...