What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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