What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.