Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.