Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline