Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!