What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!