What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?