What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.