What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.