Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!