Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry