Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.