Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.