Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!