Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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He was Travelling Light

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)