Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.