What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.