What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.