What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone