What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?