Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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They just wing it.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.