Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.