Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.