Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird