Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Paste Jokes More Paste Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do we need to die?

chickens

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names