Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding