A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
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A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
To get to the same side.
To teach their kids how to walk.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
They say Halo.
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Matt.
A zebra with a private jet.
It was selling coke.
By selling your guitar.