How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!