How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.