How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!