Why do we need to die?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.