Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants