Why do we need to die?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.