Why do we need to die?

chickens

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."