Why do we need to die?

chickens

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.