Put a peg on it's nose !
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Yellow labs
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
