Put a peg on it's nose !
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
You shoot the guys pushing it.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Two pirates.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
