Put a peg on it's nose !
You are such a bore."
A double crosser.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
Nobody knows.