Put a peg on it's nose !
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Blew the dog
He writes scary stories.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
His finger was up his nose.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
