Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.