Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Cut off his nose.
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
An alligator.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Flemmy
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
congress.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.