Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

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What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...