Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.