Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...