What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

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What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard