What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.