What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.